Author Archives: bitterbuffalo
Why some sitcoms are unfunny
Some sitcoms are funny, at least some of the time. Community, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother (sometimes) and The League come to mind. Some sitcoms are funny to people that aren’t me. These include Two and A Half … Continue reading
Qatar – The sequel
As you may or may not have read, I have a problem with Qatar. The first issue was already posted here: http://bitterbuffalo.com/2011/10/12/i-cant-believe-its-not-qatar/ More than anything though, the reason Qatar is bullshit is how we spell and pronounce it. Now I have … Continue reading
I can’t believe it’s not Qatar!
I have a lot of opinions about Qatar. I used to only have a few until they somehow got the hosting for the 2022 World Cup. Evidently they are looking to spend as much as $138 billion to host the … Continue reading
An hour of Gatorade
I arrived at the gym yesterday to freebies. I love freebies. And not just any freebies, but Gatorade! To be specific, the Gatorade fit series, which comes in 3 steps: 1) “Prime” – Also called “Gatorade 01″ – use it … Continue reading
Damn it honeybadger!
I am way into the nasty ass honeybadger. That thing is fucking great. And I can relate. Today, for example, I am pissed off and don’t give a shit. I just feel like grappling with a cobra, getting poisoned, take … Continue reading
Spice
With all the chitter chatter yibber yabber about the new iPhone (which I geeked out on) and what a world changer the cell phone is, we forget about spices. Spices are amazing. Wars were fought over spices. Fortunes won, lost. … Continue reading
With a tip of the hat to Andy Rooney…
After watching Andy Rooney’s last show last night, and deciding he should do the “Up” sequel, I had to quote my favorite parody of him. Because SNL is greedy (and smart), I couldn’t find this Piscopo sketch of Rooney. It … Continue reading
What we talk about when we talk about cereal
I want to talk about cereal. So many times I have read that the cereal aisle is the place where excess has truly taken over… so many choices it is overwhelming, so many exciting things for kids to grab at, … Continue reading
Multitasking
I love to multitask. I can’t stop and I can’t help it. It is hard to not check my email at a red light (or on the freeway… bad person). It is equally difficult for me to take a dump … Continue reading
Floss in the car
I’m a new flosser. I’ve been alive for 40 years and for 35 of those I hardly flossed at all. Now I do it, and the only issue is having the floss available at the right time. So now I … Continue reading
